Elephantbananas

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FAQ

1.What is the difference between an elephantbanana and a bananaelephant ?
Elephantbananas have an elephant's body and a banana trunk and sometimes a banana tail as well.
Bananaelephants are creatures with a banana body and an elephant trunk and ears. It may have elephant legs as well, but usually is found without them.

2. Where do elephantbananas and bananaelephants live? They can both be found in every country in the world. The problem is, that they are extremely rare but you can lure them to your house if you have carrotcake and ben and jerries ice cream. Also, they can turn invisible if they get shy or scared.

3. What should I do if i find an elephantbanana or a bananaelephant? Be extremely calm. Get some ben and jerries ice cream or carrotcake, and sit down with it in your lap. and then wait until the elephantbanana or bananaelephant approaches you.

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