2/23/10

Stockholm!

Plia is back! From sweden!!!! And she bought something really awesome. It was so nice in Stockholm i wish i could have stayed longer.
What did Lazy do?
And the best thing is that my extremely old gerbil survived! :DDD
And now im back in this boring country, not even my brother is here to annoy me! I have nothing better to do than take photos outside and post random pics on a blog.
Sounds fun, huh?
see the little hearts?
lazys adorable dog gianni

Bye-Bye little brother

2/17/10



fly high like paper planes

although paper planes usually fly quite low

yeahhh
please please send me a text- like where should you put a noisy dog? in a barking lot.

woof woof that was funny.mmm not really.

im so tired of school. and stupid math projects

2/16/10

Lazy is getting lazier

2/13/10

Lazys answers

These questions are random and the answers are found on wikipedias random article button.

What are you afraid of?
The age of Plastic.

What would you want for a wedding present?
Bert Hall

Whats outside your window?
Anita Björk

Whats hiding under your bed?
Hobby accessible ( the car)

What will your last words be?
Glossogobius Intermedius

What is your grandmas secret obsession?
Aibi Lake

What would you like to kiss?
Chin-Hsien Chang

What will you become when youre older?
Peter David Edstrom

Where will you be tomorrow?
Bangladesh Public Administration Training Center

What will you dream of tonight?
Pikowai (the beach)

Your biggest secret?
Carver County (Minnesota)

What makes you laugh?
George Musser

What makes you cry?
Teslin is a synthetic printed medium.

What will you get buried with?
Bryozoa, the fossilized creature or whatever...

Where or how will you die?
Strassner Editing Systems will kill me according to wiki.

What will kill you?
Contra (video game )

What is your favorite thing to smell?
Xavier Murel

What do you like to touch?
The List of Architects from Romania

What were your first words?
Just a collection of antiques and curios
we have to write some stupid thing about some stupid project which our math teacher hasnt explained properly and she expects us to do all this stupid stuff which we cant do because its I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E!!!!
DO U GET IT !?


has anyone else got annoying teachers ?
pleasesesesese
say that
you do

2/11/10

:(((((
lazy hasnt written in ages

OMG WHAT IF THE COOKIEMONSTER KIDNAPPED HER????

2/10/10

Broccoli Milkshake

We have competition!

The awesome blog brokkolina.blogg.no!

Oh noooo!!!

She has gotten a recipe for broccoli milkshake too.
But no worries, ours is much btter. AND elephantbananas likew it. So there, we rule.

Ingredients:

3 balls of ben&Jerries Chunky Munkey icecream
1 cup of organic organs (If you cant find any, you can use 2 scissors chopped into microscopic pieces)
9 GREEN broccolis. If they have pink dots thats ok too
3 Bananas (haha brokkolina had only one!!!! INYOUR FACE!)
1 mushroom. The prettiest one you can find
a hair
2 recees peanutbuttercups
15 dl sugar

Directions:
1. First, blend the bushroom and the broccolis together. Put them in a cold place for 30 minutes
2. Blend the rest, except for sugar, together and boil in a Fryingpan
3. Put the boiled and frozen in a bowl. Add sugar.
4. Enjoy! :D


please give us your feedback

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOEZ..

THE FEVer HAS TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN.




IT SHALLLLLL
DESTROYY
US
ALL IN
3425335235 . 2122112 SECONDS.
OMG NOW ITS
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHHAHHA
OWUUUUUUWUWUW
IM AN OWL
HUUUHUUUUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UNDERPANTS
HAVE U READ THAT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS THING
I HAVENT
BUT I REMEMBER EVERYONE BEING CRAZY ABOUT IT IN SECOND GRADE.

2/9/10

Broccoli

This Post is dedicated to Broccoli (and rudi)


Because broccoli is so...fascinating!
Right?
If you dont like eating broccoli, do not give up on it. There are so many fun things to do with broccoli!
1. You can make a broccoli forest
2. Try out Yummy recipes with broccoli and give them to your parents! I am sure your grandma would be interested in trying some broccolimilkshake!Its VERY original.
3. Stick it in your ear! Its like in charlie the unicorns banana song. Broccoli in your ears makes you happy, because you dont know whats going on so you dont have to worry! :D
4. Dress up several broccolis, and make a movie! Starring.... The broccolis!!

I g2g if im bored or hyper later i might write more.

why would you think that`?

title says it all
shitshitshitshitshitshit
im so stupid
People must think i act like a selfobsessed ignorant bitch
who the hell invented shyness????

2/8/10

Cleo and Barb are annoyed

Cleo and Barb are quite annoyed because they are feeling a bit jealous,
you see we just added all these "sidebar pets" and its quite annoying for them because we havent written about them in ages!
Also, Bubblegum and Cloud have been taking most of our attention, them being so new to the family and not quite used to living with us yet.

Pictures

2/7/10






I want to tell you about a great invention: the rubberduck.
There are great things you can do with a rubberduck. You can take an entertaning bath wth it. Or you can colect rubberducks. There are really awesome ones from bud, designroom.

Whenever i go to a different country, i take out my rubberduck and take a photo.

Bookshelf



There is this realy awesome new billy bookshelf from IKEA. Its white and has doodles and shakespear phrases on it. The writing casn be in red, black and green. Its only 38 euros.
Lazy has it
Plia cant decide if she should buy it today or not
aaaaaaaa

2/6/10


A list of things that make me alive:
  1. A cool summer breeze.
  2. Jumping off a swing into the snow while taking a picture with a friend
  3. eating ben and jerries
  4. lying on the ground listening to music
  5. waterfights
  6. balloons
  7. snow patrol
  8. munich
  9. travel
  10. swimming
  11. the feeling you get when u know u dont have to stress about anything
  12. blowing bubbles
  13. walking in the sand (barefoot)
  14. taking a shower
  15. sleeping
  16. laughing
  17. crying
  18. singing
  19. dancing
  20. trying to do this twisty thing but then miserably failing at it
  21. painting nails
  22. drawing
  23. painting
  24. writing
  25. running
  26. hugging bananas
  27. jumping off a diving board
  28. snow
  29. the air in the winter
  30. when u think youre falling in a dream and then you wake up and realize it was just a dream
  31. seeing people bunjee jump
  32. asking people directions
  33. drinking a smoothie
  34. with a friend
  35. with an elevator
  36. behind us
  37. music
  38. music
  39. music
  40. talking
  41. throwing a snowball
  42. the sound that comes when u bite an apple
  43. carrot cake
  44. birthdays
  45. marriages
  46. new years
  47. christmases
  48. holidays
  49. movies
  50. making a list like this.

plea can u make 50 more?

I find it weird that

... Madonnas Boyfriends name is Jesus
... I am still in my pyjamas
... People show themselves naked to strangers on the internet
... Some people dont care at all about others
... some people want to kill themselves
... my pillow is orange
... my nails are orange
... im doing this
... you have read this
Plea is wondering f lazy could come shoppng and after to a sleepover at Pleas house


Lazy would like to but lazys moms bday is tmrw

2/5/10

elephants got plastic surgery

OMG im writing in turquise!
Anyways...
today, we found a new version of elephantbananas. Their relations to bananas are VERY distant. But very close to Elephants. Unfortunately, we had a little car accident (We, lazy ass and Plia were not in it) and the elephantbananas needed a plastic surgery. We got botox, when were already there.
So now theire kinda...plastic....and for some reason have bath foam inside.

Their names are bubblegum and cloud.
sorry the pics are a little dark...




Oh.
Botox
is
Dangerous.
Very
Dangerous
Indeed.


TEAM: Together Everyone Acheives (ieves?) More!!!!!!!!

thats the spirit

2/4/10

hibernation

Bingo, people!
We have not written much about Elephantbananas in the last few days.
This is because they are hibernating.
We do not know yet how long they will sleep. Something between 1-3 weeks.
We will post some pics of them sleeping later on

Have you bought those shoes yet?

Random pics

these are pictures we took. They are not edited. It may be hard to believe, but we are not professional photographeers. Weird, huh?






the awesome monkey is plias lover. Sorry to disapoint you.
And the duck is lazy asses
the eye is picnicked. It is plias eye. Its green in real life, too! And we ARE creatures from this planet!
wow it took so long to put those photos there!!!
i hope someone actually looks at them and COMMENTSfeet are actually taken when swinging. In the snow. At about -10 degrees. Our feet were kinda wet after that...XD

Plia is hyper

Yes, Plia was doing sports and is VERY proud that lazy ass wrote so much on the blog :)
Plia was very hyper today. And she got even more hyper when she got the permission to HAVE PIANO LESSONS!!!!!
Plia is happy.
I have always wanted to play the piano!

Today and yesterday, you could use all the premium stuff on picnic which is reeeeally great. I love picnick, its a really good and free photoeditingpage.
I edited as many photos as i could.
I might post some.But only the ones where im not on it

see i wasnt lying there is a poem here

A drop of saltwater
Falls on the soaked pillowcase
Followed by a stream of its kind
This tragedy is never-ending
What would they say
If they knew

i shall change the blog layout

im getting kind of bored of all this yellowness.
lets see what happens :D

lazy ass is tired and lazy


while plia is out doing sports lazy ass is sitting at home because lazy ass is exhausted.

yeah.

anyway, today wasnt as cold as before. same temperature as yesterday. but its really windy so walking home was kind of annoying.

i got some candy on the way home
this sour stuff.

tomorrow lazy ass and plia are dancing.
to music.
or then it might be something like relaxing. or yoga stuff
we have a cool dancing teacher.

jumping is fun.

2/3/10

Hey

We are sitting here wearing pyjama pants because we just came from outside where we got really wet. Cause theres snow and we were taking pics there.
Bananas doesn't have pyjamas. He is our stuffed Monkey.
Actually hes *beeps*. Don't write that.


Sorry about that. its already 19:44 a.k.a 7:30 p.m.

yeah

Bouncy ass says: i know lets make codenames for everyone
Lazy ass says: Youre bouncy ass
Bouncy ass says: No im... im... Plea
Lazy ass sais: I wrote plea because i didnt want to write Plia.
*sound of *beep* walking down the stairs*
*sound of plia making a freaky noise*

Lazy ass says: Wasn't your name Bouncy ass???
Plia sais: Stop interrupting! My name is

Hope that makes sence
a bananas monkey is 4

the math teacher

nose


anyway,

i guess you dont want to hear about my nose
so lets get down to business
there is a small competition

You have to send us a picture of a bananaelephant. Even if you have never even heard of this blog, please join!!!

As a reward you will get to see some amazing picture which we have taken (lol)

Just send it to us by email and we will reply.
please join !1!1! (i really dont get why people do that thing.


seeeeeeeeeeeeee yer

would she....?

WOULD she be freaked out if i called her and asked her if i could date the history teacher

Finally lazy ass is here

the large and bouncy lazy ass is here now
she is kind of annoyed now
becauise
CLEOPATRA IS TICKLING MY TOES
AND IT FEELS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
BECAUSE MY TOES ARE TICKLISH
GLAH
CLEOPATRA SHALL NOW BE CALLED::::::
CLEO!!!!!
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there will be no more posts unless the lazy other owner of this blog picks up their lazy ass and writes something.

2/2/10

What to do when your elephantbanana is bored

This is very serious! It is terrible to be bored, so here are fun tips for you and your bananaelephant:

1. Let your elephantbanana take pictures of you while you are jumping up, or jumping from somewhere.


2. There is this really great webpage called foldingtrees. The adress: http://foldingtrees.com/
There are great craft ideas to try out.


3. comment on our blog!

4. Draw. Elephantbananas love drawig faces and trees

Do you have any ideas?

shoes

HELOOOOOOO

we thought we really have to give you an update of SHOES. So we went to town, looked in every single shop and found the awesomest of the awesomest shoes for you to buy!!!!!!

they are converse, which unfortunately means they are not cheap. But maby you can find a cheaper kind which looks just like this, and then you can buy two pairs and combine them like we so very awesomely did.