Chocolate pancakes for our elephant bananas

If you have an ellephantbanana, it is very important that you make correct breakfast for it.
The most important thing is chocolatepancakes.
If i put the recipe here probably no one is going to try it anyway, so just google it.


ok we didnt actually make those, that pic is from google. we didnt want to be like annoying perfectionists. so the ones below are the ones we actually made. We could have made them way better that the google pic though!










how NOT to make chocolatepancakes:

we went to indonesia with barbara and cleo

Bingo!
We went on a holiday to indonesia with our elephantbananas!!
it was fun
We got bikinis for them, and B&J icecream of cause
heheeeeeee
it WAS A GREAT DAY AND THEY HAD BEN AND JERRIES ICE CREAM

by the way, we wanted to inform you about the breakfast that elephantbananas have.

they usually eat carrotcake cereal, or toast with ben and jerries nutella or CHOCOLATE PANCAKES. We will be telling you how to maake chocolate pancakes soon.

yaa

George bush wears wolley socks and he burns in hell

moneyyyyyy rthrue

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Hotel rooms are dangerous

If you have an elephantbanana, let it sleep now

An elephantbanana may never sleep before 1:36.8

You have to dance with your elephantbananna frpm 7.00 to 1.36 so it gets tired.

You should read it a story for another houer to make sure it sleeps well!!!

Good night!!!


P.S. Never pull a muscle!

By the way both are like hotel rooms :D :D :D :D

JHJHJ

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tODAY; we found some very awesomely awesome YELLOW BANANACONVER?=SE

ufortunately they were onot o+ur siöze so we had to wwear the lighta ones AYSS .:((((((

WE WILL POT SOME PICS SOON
lIKE TOMOROW OR SOMETHINKFFFFFFF-

Bingo!!!
Burn in hell?!?
I#m so so so sorry we akjdsfl havent written in HERE IN A WHILE NOW CAUSE ITS 1 am!

and

go eat truly splashy
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WHY=!!!!!!! EGUALS
eagles are made of purple shit
its very smelly + comes from bannaaanananaelephants that sing songs
like bitchney ears
or lady blahblah
or madmomma
or gaylord lift

Bingo!
Burn in hell?

"Little kids and big kids are fascinated by elephants. In a zoo, in the circus, or a wildlife special on television, elephants captivate us by their sheer size. Today is your chance to let them see that you appreciate them. Showing your appreciation for them starts with a visit to your local zoo. They will be happy to see you. Making a donation towards their support, is a great way to show your appreciation."

This is a paragraph taken from the annual elephant appreciation day website.
Please go and visit it .

The official date of the annual elephant appreciation day is on the 22nd September!!!

The elephantbanana dictionary

Bingo. I know we haven't told you this before, but there is actually a language that elephantbananas use. Here are the most common words used in elephantbananian so we decided to help you out by letting you know what they are in elephantbananian.
Burn in hell, readers?
We have been tannenbaum great!
Just had some B&J :)

Bad: Hilarious
Nice: Wiggly
Park: Woof
Today: RubberDuck
Hello: bingo
How are you: burn in hell
Carrotcake: pickles
Necktie: fringe
totally: tannenbaum
BANANA: mashed potatoes
woolen socks: OMG TELETUBIES
hairspray: kola peninsula
yellow: wolley
ELEPHANT: dingdong
boring: IKEA
ben&Jerries: B&J
arnolds: van 2
i like your shirt: the mousepad is mean
Paul Sabo: Yuggs
Thomas Frank: Suggy

Paul Sabo

is one of the hottest elephantbanana clothing designers available. Barbara and Cleopatra have been BEGGING us for some oof his clothes.

YUM!

OMG WHY ISNT ANYONE READING THIS STUPFFFFF


REALLYYYY


READ ITT
ITS INTERESTING

ITS NOT LIKE THOSE LAME BLOGS ABOUT

OMG I SAW A LADYBUG TODAY: IT REMINDED ME OF MY EX BOYFRIEND SO I STARTED CRYING BLAH BLAH BLHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



WHOOO I LIKE
COOKIES

depressed

Barbara and Cleopatra were EXTREMELY dissapointed this afternoon.

You see, we were going to the park and we promised them some ben and jerries ice cream. The problem was that the ice cream store didn't HAVE any ben and jerries!!!!!


It was devastating for our elephantbananas. We took a picture.

ELEPHANTBANANAS CHASE COMPUTERMICE

its true. Cleopatra has been chasing mine around all day.

It is quite fun actually, you should try it.

You need a trunk for this game.
If you dont have one, put a string through a toiletpaper roll and put it on.




Then, on hands and knees you push the computermouse with your trunk and run after it.

have fun!!!

Bedroom Pictures

Okay, so I finally (!!) had the time to get out my camera and take a picture of Barbaras bedroom. She has a very weird style and I find her room a bit ugly (Shh, don't tell her! ), but I mean, what can you expect from an elephantbanana?

Since Cleopatra is so obsessed with clothes, Barbara has kind of gotten into the whole fashion thing too. She is begging me to get a burberry scarf cause all her friends have one.

I just got her some Gucci sunglasses yesterday though, so if i now buy the scarf and keep going at the rate im going, I'll be broke in 2 years!

(By the way, The elephantbanana at the top of the screen is a picture of Barbara. )

Did you know that Elephantbananas wear clothes?

My stylish pet Cleopatra does. She spends houers standing in her walk-in closet (which is so full you cant walk in anymore) and keeps asking me what suits her. She URGENTLY needs your help!!

PLEASE help and comment what you think would suit her!!
And you can even win a FREE yellow paperclip!! (you have to pay to have it sent to you)

Today, when i was lying in my backyard singing, i suddenly realized a few elehantbananas were lurking around behind a tree.

Thanks to my excellent elephantbanana language skills (i will teach you later) i now have my own elephantbanana pet!
Her name is Cleopatra. The strange thing about her, is that only her tail is yellow.




I already furnished a room for her in my mansion. Cleopatra likes wide, open spaces, windows and a lot of chlothes in her room.

Also, elephantbananas sleep in hammochs instead of beds. As hammochs are supposed to be atatched to palmtrees, i have planted two in the 5th story room.

Meet Cleopatra:
She is 5 years old, and likes:
the band snow patrol, and muse
drawing human faces
ben&Jerries icecream (duh...)

she does not like:
when her hair gets electric
standing in front of mirrors
people who randomly ditch you and leave when youre in the hangingroom

Carrot cake is too tempting for elephantbananas

Barbara is very mad at me.
She is grumpy because I wont give her more carrot cake.

Really, shes already eaten 21 pieces.

My pet elephantbanana :)

Okay, so one of those elephantbananas was hanging around in my garden again, so I carefully went to go talk to it. I am an expert on elephantbananas, so therefore i know how to speak elephantbananian. It is a very difficult language. Anyway, The elephantbanana agreed to be my pet. YAY!

I made an ENTIRE bedroom especially for my elephantbanana, I'll show some pictures later if i have the time.

Well here are some details about my elephantbanana:

Name: Barbara
Age: 7
Height: 2 feet tall so around 60 cm
Weight: 50 pounds so around 25 kilos
Color: Yellow and grey
Favorite Food: Ben and jerries cookie dough and chocolate fudge brownie ice cream, and carrot cake
Favorite Drink: Raspberry smoothies and hot chocolate
Favorite Color: Yellow
Eye color: Purple
Haircolor: Brown


Things that Barbara hates:

- When other elephantbananas bully her
- When she gets her bananatrunk wet, it takes forever to dry
- Worms
- Mirrors
- Lullabies

Things that Barbara Loves:
- when she is sitting in a restaurant and thinks that an elevator is behind her
- running
- lying down on the kitchen floor and singing songs
- hiding under the bed

I wish people would read this blog

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE!! SO WHY IS NOBODY READING IT???

they like reading other blogs more i guess...

like blogs about how to massage your feet...
Hey..
I KNOW!

i can write something about how to massage your feet in here!!

Okay, the first thing you do is take some cream (preferrably toothpaste)

Take enough cream so its about the size of a basketball
(You may need to buy several toothpaste tubes for that)

Rub it slowly on your feet and once you have covered every spot, let it dry for 23 hours (No more, no less!!!!!!)

Once 23 hours have passed, soak your feet into a tub of hot chocolate and serve the hot chocolate to your grandma (she may throw up so hold a bucket near her)

then your feet should be nice and minty!!!

Yellow Blog

Hello.
We have decided to make the blog yellow. cause its an awesome color. Well actually i havent consulted the other blogmanager about this so its kind of like i decided to make it yellow muahaha
i am very evil

Haven't spotted any elephantbananas today :(

Go and listen to the song yellow by coldplay

Paparazzi Photos Of ElephantBananas

Weve just spotted some Elephantbananas lurking around in our backyard.

Here are the newest pics !!

Above, you can see that the individual in question is an elephantbanana, not a bananaelephant.

PLEASE HELP US FIND HIM!! (THEY ARE EXTREMELY RARE AND THEY MIGHT BITE)

In case you find an elephantbanana, NEVER give it gingerbreadcookies, for its head will turn green, and it might just grow FANGS!!!!!!!!!!! (Its like a vampire!)

If you do find it, give it BEN AND JERRYS ICE CREAM (chocolate fudge brownie is best!!!)

REWARD: A pink lollipop (If you're allergic to pink, you can have a yellow one and it tastes good, but youre gonna have to pay us to have it sent to you.)

CALL: 1-800-ELE-PHANT for more information, or contact elephantbanana services from your nearest UFO observatory.

You can not eat bananaelephants

Because

If you eat bananaelephants or elephantbananas, you might get sick.

And its evil to eat them

because then you have to eat the animalfruit

and its bad enough to eat animals

well

not really cause i like chicken wings

but its bad enough to eat an elephant

so why would you eat bananaelephants or elephantbananas???

I don't know.

FIGURE IT OUT.

yeahhh

(no pics today, sorry! bananaelephants/elephantbananas are REALLY shy. )

WHY DO ELEPHANTS EAT SHOES????

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I JUST HEARD FROM SERGEANT FREAK THAT THE BANANAELEPHANTS ARE INVADING THE HOTDOG STANDS! OH NO

I THINK WEE MUST ALL DO SOMETHING

LIKE RIDE ELEPHANTS

AND EAT BANANAS

AND WEAR WOOLY WHITE HATS

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MOO.

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WHAT DOES AN ELEPHANT DO?
IT EATS SHOES
WHYYYYY?????????
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP US

ELEPHANT BANANAS WILL TAKE OVER OUR BRAINS

OMG ELEPHANT BANANAS ARE LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME I MEAN REALLY ITS SOOOO COOL DUDES. OR DUDETTES.



YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!



go eat a banana

please

a bananaelephant but not an elephant a bananaelephant