Elephantbananas: Paparazzi Photos Of ElephantBananas

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Paparazzi Photos Of ElephantBananas

Weve just spotted some Elephantbananas lurking around in our backyard.

Here are the newest pics !!

Above, you can see that the individual in question is an elephantbanana, not a bananaelephant.

PLEASE HELP US FIND HIM!! (THEY ARE EXTREMELY RARE AND THEY MIGHT BITE)

In case you find an elephantbanana, NEVER give it gingerbreadcookies, for its head will turn green, and it might just grow FANGS!!!!!!!!!!! (Its like a vampire!)

If you do find it, give it BEN AND JERRYS ICE CREAM (chocolate fudge brownie is best!!!)

REWARD: A pink lollipop (If you're allergic to pink, you can have a yellow one and it tastes good, but youre gonna have to pay us to have it sent to you.)

CALL: 1-800-ELE-PHANT for more information, or contact elephantbanana services from your nearest UFO observatory.

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ZixuanJanuary 15, 2010 at 11:27 PM
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lol i laughed so hard.
lol are elephantbananas dangerous?
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FAQ

1.What is the difference between an elephantbanana and a bananaelephant ?
Elephantbananas have an elephant's body and a banana trunk and sometimes a banana tail as well.
Bananaelephants are creatures with a banana body and an elephant trunk and ears. It may have elephant legs as well, but usually is found without them.

2. Where do elephantbananas and bananaelephants live? They can both be found in every country in the world. The problem is, that they are extremely rare but you can lure them to your house if you have carrotcake and ben and jerries ice cream. Also, they can turn invisible if they get shy or scared.

3. What should I do if i find an elephantbanana or a bananaelephant? Be extremely calm. Get some ben and jerries ice cream or carrotcake, and sit down with it in your lap. and then wait until the elephantbanana or bananaelephant approaches you.

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Paparazzi Photos Of ElephantBananas

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