I wish people would read this blog

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE!! SO WHY IS NOBODY READING IT???

they like reading other blogs more i guess...

like blogs about how to massage your feet...
Hey..
I KNOW!

i can write something about how to massage your feet in here!!

Okay, the first thing you do is take some cream (preferrably toothpaste)

Take enough cream so its about the size of a basketball
(You may need to buy several toothpaste tubes for that)

Rub it slowly on your feet and once you have covered every spot, let it dry for 23 hours (No more, no less!!!!!!)

Once 23 hours have passed, soak your feet into a tub of hot chocolate and serve the hot chocolate to your grandma (she may throw up so hold a bucket near her)

then your feet should be nice and minty!!!