see i wasnt lying there is a poem here

A drop of saltwater
Falls on the soaked pillowcase
Followed by a stream of its kind
This tragedy is never-ending
What would they say
If they knew

i shall change the blog layout

im getting kind of bored of all this yellowness.
lets see what happens :D

lazy ass is tired and lazy

while plia is out doing sports lazy ass is sitting at home because lazy ass is exhausted.

yeah.

anyway, today wasnt as cold as before. same temperature as yesterday. but its really windy so walking home was kind of annoying.

i got some candy on the way home
this sour stuff.

tomorrow lazy ass and plia are dancing.
to music.
or then it might be something like relaxing. or yoga stuff
we have a cool dancing teacher.

jumping is fun.

Hey

We are sitting here wearing pyjama pants because we just came from outside where we got really wet. Cause theres snow and we were taking pics there.
Bananas doesn't have pyjamas. He is our stuffed Monkey.
Actually hes *beeps*. Don't write that.


Sorry about that. its already 19:44 a.k.a 7:30 p.m.

yeah

Bouncy ass says: i know lets make codenames for everyone
Lazy ass says: Youre bouncy ass
Bouncy ass says: No im... im... Plea
Lazy ass sais: I wrote plea because i didnt want to write Plia.
*sound of *beep* walking down the stairs*
*sound of plia making a freaky noise*

Lazy ass says: Wasn't your name Bouncy ass???
Plia sais: Stop interrupting! My name is

Hope that makes sence
a bananas monkey is 4

the math teacher

nose


anyway,

i guess you dont want to hear about my nose
so lets get down to business
there is a small competition

You have to send us a picture of a bananaelephant. Even if you have never even heard of this blog, please join!!!

As a reward you will get to see some amazing picture which we have taken (lol)

Just send it to us by email and we will reply.
please join !1!1! (i really dont get why people do that thing.


seeeeeeeeeeeeee yer

would she....?

WOULD she be freaked out if i called her and asked her if i could date the history teacher

Finally lazy ass is here

the large and bouncy lazy ass is here now
she is kind of annoyed now
becauise
CLEOPATRA IS TICKLING MY TOES
AND IT FEELS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
BECAUSE MY TOES ARE TICKLISH
GLAH
CLEOPATRA SHALL NOW BE CALLED::::::
CLEO!!!!!
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there will be no more posts unless the lazy other owner of this blog picks up their lazy ass and writes something.

What to do when your elephantbanana is bored

This is very serious! It is terrible to be bored, so here are fun tips for you and your bananaelephant:

1. Let your elephantbanana take pictures of you while you are jumping up, or jumping from somewhere.


2. There is this really great webpage called foldingtrees. The adress: http://foldingtrees.com/
There are great craft ideas to try out.


3. comment on our blog!

4. Draw. Elephantbananas love drawig faces and trees

Do you have any ideas?

shoes

HELOOOOOOO

we thought we really have to give you an update of SHOES. So we went to town, looked in every single shop and found the awesomest of the awesomest shoes for you to buy!!!!!!

they are converse, which unfortunately means they are not cheap. But maby you can find a cheaper kind which looks just like this, and then you can buy two pairs and combine them like we so very awesomely did.

Chocolate pancakes for our elephant bananas

If you have an ellephantbanana, it is very important that you make correct breakfast for it.
The most important thing is chocolatepancakes.
If i put the recipe here probably no one is going to try it anyway, so just google it.


ok we didnt actually make those, that pic is from google. we didnt want to be like annoying perfectionists. so the ones below are the ones we actually made. We could have made them way better that the google pic though!










how NOT to make chocolatepancakes:

we went to indonesia with barbara and cleo

Bingo!
We went on a holiday to indonesia with our elephantbananas!!
it was fun
We got bikinis for them, and B&J icecream of cause
heheeeeeee
it WAS A GREAT DAY AND THEY HAD BEN AND JERRIES ICE CREAM

by the way, we wanted to inform you about the breakfast that elephantbananas have.

they usually eat carrotcake cereal, or toast with ben and jerries nutella or CHOCOLATE PANCAKES. We will be telling you how to maake chocolate pancakes soon.

yaa

George bush wears wolley socks and he burns in hell

moneyyyyyy rthrue

jkhkh

Hotel rooms are dangerous

If you have an elephantbanana, let it sleep now

An elephantbanana may never sleep before 1:36.8

You have to dance with your elephantbananna frpm 7.00 to 1.36 so it gets tired.

You should read it a story for another houer to make sure it sleeps well!!!

Good night!!!


P.S. Never pull a muscle!

By the way both are like hotel rooms :D :D :D :D

JHJHJ

Guess what some people talük top themseöäplves al day and -press# raandom buttens when youre tryinpg IT&O TYPEE

tODAY; we found some very awesomely awesome YELLOW BANANACONVER?=SE

ufortunately they were onot o+ur siöze so we had to wwear the lighta ones AYSS .:((((((

WE WILL POT SOME PICS SOON
lIKE TOMOROW OR SOMETHINKFFFFFFF-

Bingo!!!
Burn in hell?!?
I#m so so so sorry we akjdsfl havent written in HERE IN A WHILE NOW CAUSE ITS 1 am!

and

go eat truly splashy
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yumm poools ae cool
go to aeeww
WHY=!!!!!!! EGUALS
eagles are made of purple shit
its very smelly + comes from bannaaanananaelephants that sing songs
like bitchney ears
or lady blahblah
or madmomma
or gaylord lift

Bingo!
Burn in hell?

"Little kids and big kids are fascinated by elephants. In a zoo, in the circus, or a wildlife special on television, elephants captivate us by their sheer size. Today is your chance to let them see that you appreciate them. Showing your appreciation for them starts with a visit to your local zoo. They will be happy to see you. Making a donation towards their support, is a great way to show your appreciation."

This is a paragraph taken from the annual elephant appreciation day website.
Please go and visit it .

The official date of the annual elephant appreciation day is on the 22nd September!!!

The elephantbanana dictionary

Bingo. I know we haven't told you this before, but there is actually a language that elephantbananas use. Here are the most common words used in elephantbananian so we decided to help you out by letting you know what they are in elephantbananian.
Burn in hell, readers?
We have been tannenbaum great!
Just had some B&J :)

Bad: Hilarious
Nice: Wiggly
Park: Woof
Today: RubberDuck
Hello: bingo
How are you: burn in hell
Carrotcake: pickles
Necktie: fringe
totally: tannenbaum
BANANA: mashed potatoes
woolen socks: OMG TELETUBIES
hairspray: kola peninsula
yellow: wolley
ELEPHANT: dingdong
boring: IKEA
ben&Jerries: B&J
arnolds: van 2
i like your shirt: the mousepad is mean
Paul Sabo: Yuggs
Thomas Frank: Suggy

Paul Sabo

is one of the hottest elephantbanana clothing designers available. Barbara and Cleopatra have been BEGGING us for some oof his clothes.