emophantbananas

we have recently discoverd a new and very interensing brancch of elehantbananas: The spcies is named emohantbananas and often suffers under the need of attention, depression, heavy eyeshadow and an occasional 3-minute outburst of tears and severe hadbanging.
meow.

smexyness

hawt

you know when you feel like youre just too sexy for your shirt? and you have to stick your tongue out and grow a female beard? yeah. thats what i go through every second. ;) im too sexy for you

alsoo our elephantbanas enjoy the sensational felling of the tinglyness of a female (or male) beard growing on their forehead. In moments like these they make this sound: ghhhuuuhhhaaaaäääää" and stand on their trunks wih pleasure.